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​Poundland Is Selling A £5 Vibrator For Valentine’s Day

​Poundland Is Selling A £5 Vibrator For Valentine’s Day

16 minutes ago 0  Shares ​Poundland Is Selling A £5 Vibrator For Valentine’s Day Sun Feb 03 2019 17:18:16 GMT+0000 (GMT) Sun Feb 03 2019 17:28:10 GMT+0000 (GMT) Jess Hardiman Jess Hardiman in  News Powered by Valentine's Day is fast approaching, which means you don't have long to pull out the stops for the one…


Valentine’s Dayis fast approaching, which means you don’t have long to pull out the stops for the one you love – yep, even if the one you love is, in fact, yourself.

Either way,Poundlandis helping you all out with a cheeky £5 sex toy, which has been added to its ‘Nooky‘ range ahead of the big day on 14 February.

The ‘Bonkin‘ Bunny’ vibrator will be available at stores nationwide, but according to the Mirror, you’ll need to discreetly ask for ‘Justin’ at the till, which will prompt staff to hand one over from behind the counter.

The 'Bonkin' Bunny' vibrator in all its glory. Credit: Poundland
The ‘Bonkin’ Bunny’ vibrator in all its glory. Credit: Poundland

TheNookyrange, which features items from just £1, also includes lubricant, stimulators and ‘energy-enhancing’ supplements. They don’t require a special code word to buy them, as they can just be plucked straight from the shelves.

The Nooky range at Poundland. Credit: PA
The Nooky range at Poundland. Credit: PA

But if you feel somePoundlandlube might not quite strike the romantic tone you wereafter,the budget chain is selling something else that may just do the trick:an engagement ring.

A £1 engagement ring, to be precise.

Last month we reportedPoundlandwould be selling the cut-price ring ahead of Valentine’s Day for budding Romeos – orJuliets– toget down on one knee.

The‘Bling Ring’ Cubic Zirconia products even comepresented in a fetching red box, so you can snap it open as youpop the question.

The Poundland engagement rings cost - you guessed it - £1. Credit: Poundland
The Poundland engagement rings cost – you guessed it – £1. Credit: Poundland

They also come in a range of styles and sizes (this is personal, after all – you couldn’t just get themany£1 engagement ring), as you can choose between silver and goldcolourwayswith gemstones resembling diamond, ruby and topaz.

The rings are intended as a ‘placeholder ring’ –a new trend in the wedding industrythat’s becoming increasingly popular for those wanting toproposebefore they can afford the actual ring, or for anyone who’s yet to find the perfect ring for the one in their life.

Poundland’snewjewellerybuyer Frances O’Sullivan said: “These are beautiful placeholder rings because we know they’ll want to buy their own. We’re looking forward to a #PoundlandProposalbecoming the way it’s done.

“Our Bling Ring is setting the scene for the real deal!”

A trip to Poundland followed by aromantic dinner for two at a Wetherspoon? Valentine’s Day NAILED.

Featured Image Credit: PA

Jess Hardiman

Jess Hardiman is a journalist who graduated from Manchester University with a BA in Film Studies, English Language and Literature, and has previously worked for Time Out and The Skinny among others.

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