​’Unbelievably Creepy’ Dating Plea Goes Viral For All The Wrong Reasons

​’Unbelievably Creepy’ Dating Plea Goes Viral For All The Wrong Reasons

43 minutes ago 0  Shares ​’Unbelievably Creepy’ Dating Plea Goes Viral For All The Wrong Reasons Thu Feb 14 2019 10:31:49 GMT+0000 (GMT) Thu Feb 14 2019 11:05:19 GMT+0000 (GMT) Jess Hardiman Jess Hardiman in  News Powered by In the same way that it's good to know what you fancy for tea, it's okay to…

In the same way that it’s good to know what you fancy for tea, it’s okay to knowwhat you’re after in a partner– though perhapswithin reason, of course.

You might prefer your prospectiveother halfto live in the same city as you, purely for practicality, you may be looking for someone who’s a bit of a cinephile so you can kick back with a film together, or you might just want someone who’s as daft as you are so you can goof around.

But one guy has gone viral on social media after sharing somepretty specificrequirements for a love interest.

Posting to a Facebook group, the unidentified person listed out exactly what they were looking for in a missus… And we’ll warn you now, it’s a lot.

“I’m just a 35-year-old lost soul looking for love,” the post began, according

The man also reportedly shared a Snapchat-filtered photo alongside the post, which continued:“If you’re between the ages of 19 and 23, are no taller than 5’1, weigh between 43-47kg, are Caucasian or maybe half-caste [or] something exotic.

“If you have a job, license, reasonably modern car, regularly gym (no skinny-fatgirlsthanks), have an ‘innie‘ vagina, C-cup breasts, no cheap tattoos, no face piercings…

“Have no ex-fuck buddies or ex-boyfriends who I know or know of and also are willing to move to Canberra to be my girl, have a good personality and sense ofhumour, never get bratty or start arguments over nothing, and are not insecure when I don’t come home all weekend, then please… hit me up.”


Wow. Just wow.

The original post was apparently shared on Facebook back inOctober 2018, buthas since resurfaced and is doing the rounds pretty much all over the Internet.

“Well with a list like that I think he is going to struggle to find anyone, let’s be thankful he won’t be propagating his genes,” one person commented.

A third said he must be ‘looking for a doll’, based on such specific requirements.

The controversial post also made it toMumsnet, where others slammed the comments for ‘casual racism’.

“What a racist and misogynistic fuckwad,” one person said.


Another added: “I was distracted by his casual racism and his blatant misogyny, and his bizarrely specific list of requirements. A 40kg weight range?! Weirdo,”another wrote.

Someone else suggested the post may have been mocked up by an ex, eager to spread the word about what they were really like.

Over on Reddit, meanwhile, someone deemed the pitch ‘downright atrocious’.

“This is unbelievably creepy. I feel like I need to take a shower after reading this,” another person said.

Something tells us this guy might be spendingValentine’s Dayalone this year…

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Jess Hardiman

Jess Hardiman is a journalist who graduated from Manchester University with a BA in Film Studies, English Language and Literature, and has previously worked for Time Out and The Skinny among others.

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