“Giving A Drapery Update 3 Days Into A War. Imagine FDR Updating America On His Fabric Swatches During D-Day”: 46 Brutal, Brutal, Brutal Political Tweets Of The Week
“Kash Patel is busy today praying he doesn’t get Noem’d since he needs the FBI jet to get to Coachella next month.”
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American politics — well, frankly, global politics — is chaos right now, but I find it comforting to know I’m not alone in thinking the world has gone bananas. So, here are 46 of the best and most relatable political tweets from the last week:
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You occasionally get a moment that symbolizes everything wrong with this country. In this case it’s a U.S. Marine veteran screaming out that no one wants to fight for Israel and a U.S. Senator breaking his arm. A perfect encapsulation of US foreign policy. pic.twitter.com/FqgSvodurk
— Clint Russell (@LibertyLockPod) March 4, 2026
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US: “It was a preemptive attack on Iran”
Pentagon: “No sign that Iran was going to attack first”
US: “No but if Israel attacked Iran, then Iran would have attacked us, so we preemptively attacked them first” 🤡
This is beyond satire.
pic.twitter.com/Y6wRzO2CHx— Siddharth (@DearthOfSid) March 3, 2026
Fox News / Via Twitter: @DearthOfSid
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Lawrence O’Donnell: “The only president in history, who in the third day of a war, is talking to the world about the drapes that he chose.”
Motherfucker is giving a drapery update 3 days into a war. Imagine FDR updating America on his fabric swatches during D-Day. pic.twitter.com/b1yuK7xnWW
— Canada Hates Trump (@AntiTrumpCanada) March 3, 2026
MS Now / Via Twitter: @AntiTrumpCanada
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I knew my teenage son was going to get into the liquor cabinet after I fell asleep and then go street racing. To prevent that, I drank all the booze myself, got into the car, and crashed it into the nearest oak tree.
It was the responsible thing to do.
— Ryan McCubbin (@RyanMcCubbinTX) March 3, 2026
Fox News / Via Twitter: @RyanMcCubbinTX
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Moskowitz: “Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I’m pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie” pic.twitter.com/zapJmvuHpS
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 5, 2026
MS Now / Via Twitter: @atrupar
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Talarico: They’re going to throw everything they have at us. They’re going to call me a radical leftist. They’re going to call me a fake Christian. They’ll call our movement un-American. They’ll call us a threat. The only truth is we are a threat to their corrupt system. pic.twitter.com/RZo22kR78q
— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2026
MS Now / Via Twitter: @Acyn
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